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Meet the Floofinator 3000 (a.k.a. your future Giant Schnauzer puppy)! 💥🐾 13 weeks old comes fully vaccinated minus rabies. Health guarantee dewormed tail docked. Shipping available at your cost.  This little bundle of bouncy energy comes pre-loaded with turbo-charged zoomies a suspicious level of intelligence and a mustache that says “I’m here to protect and snuggle… but mostly protect.” Bred from working-line parents this pup is all business when it comes to learning commands playing tug-of-war like a champ and making sure the garden gnome hasn’t moved since yesterday. Whether you’re looking for a future scent-detection star a loyal jogging buddy or just a shadow that follows you everywhere with big paws and bigger opinions—this pup is ready for the job. Warning: Side effects may include spontaneous heart-melting excessive laughter and the sudden urge to buy indestructible chew toys.